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The Trouble With Tourism Tour was led by a Northern Irish guide called Finn Ballard who told a stream of stories about the stupid things Berlin’s visitors say and do. “Once,” he said, “I had someone say to me, ‘we really want to visit the Third Reich. Please can you show us where it is on the map?’ What can you say to that? ‘Go to the end of the street and turn right at 1933?’
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